Miluji recesi. Ale ne recesi pro recesi. Ale recesi, kter\u00e1 vznikne ze spont\u00e1nn\u00edho bl\u00e1znovstv\u00ed, okam\u017eit\u00e9ho n\u00e1padu a chuti ud\u011blat si ze sebe trochu \u0161pr\u0165ouchle. Ale v\u00e1\u017en\u00e9 \u0161pr\u0165ouchle, ne legra\u010dn\u00ed. To je velk\u00fd rozd\u00edl mezi v\u00e1\u017en\u00fdm a legra\u010dn\u00edm \u0161pr\u0165ouchlem. Rozd\u00edl je v tom, \u017ee p\u0159i v\u00e1\u017en\u00e9m \u0161pr\u0165ouchleti se \u0161pr\u0165ouchle \u0161pr\u0165ouchletem stalo s naprostou v\u00e1\u017enost\u00ed a seri\u00f3znost\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tak m\u00e1m najednou doma sv\u00edt\u00edc\u00ed svetr se soby, trpasli\u010d\u00ed pletenou \u010depici, brejle, kter\u00e9 jsou kulat\u00e9 jako o\u010di mouchy, tak\u017ee si v nich p\u0159ipad\u00e1m jako moucha. A na ja\u0159e jsem si koupila r\u016f\u017eovou mikinu s fotkou a n\u00e1pisem Barbie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0160la jsem si dnes ve sv\u00e9 barbie mikin\u011b koupit make-up do m\u00e9ho obl\u00edben\u00e9ho kosmetick\u00e9ho obch\u016fdku v obchodn\u00edm centru. Vzala jsem si tester, aby mi pan\u00ed prodava\u010dka na\u0161la podle toho mou barvu. Ona na to, \u017ee jsem j\u00ed to mohla \u0159\u00edct rovnou u reg\u00e1lu, aby nemusela ud\u011blat t\u0159i kroky mezi pokladnou a reg\u00e1lem a reg\u00e1lem a pokladnou. Trochu jsem nech\u00e1pala, proto\u017ee by ty t\u0159i kroky musela ud\u011blat stejn\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Asi nem\u00e1 sv\u016fj den, pomyslela jsem si, nebo je na\u0161tvan\u00e1. T\u0159eba se doma poh\u00e1dala s man\u017eelem, d\u011bti p\u0159inesly \u0161patn\u00e9 zn\u00e1mky, nebo n\u011bkdo j\u00ed naboural auto. V\u0161ichni p\u0159ece dob\u0159e zn\u00e1me, jak jsme n\u011bkdy pitom\u00ed a nesnesiteln\u00ed, kdy\u017e nem\u00e1me sv\u016fj den.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jen\u017ee kdy\u017e se jej\u00ed podobn\u00e9 reakce opakovaly po ka\u017ed\u00e9 m\u00e9 up\u0159\u00edmn\u00e9 a vytrval\u00e9 snaze o komunikaci a dialog, n\u011bco mi za\u010dalo vrtat hlavou. N\u011bco mi v tom ne\u0161tymovalo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A j\u00e9je, do\u0161lo mi. V\u017edy\u0165 ona si pan\u00ed prodava\u010dka o m\u011b mysl\u00ed, \u017ee si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee jsem Barbie. Jako ta z toho obr\u00e1zku na mikin\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tak asi moje \u0161pr\u0165ouchle zase \u0161l\u00e1plo vedle. Nebo mo\u017en\u00e1 jen prodava\u010dka nepochopila mou existen\u010dn\u00ed pot\u0159ebu kamar\u00e1dstv\u00ed se \u0161pr\u0165ouchlaty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ach, to na\u0161e lidstv\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Erika Merjav\u00e1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Miluji recesi. Ale ne recesi pro recesi. Ale recesi, kter\u00e1 vznikne ze spont\u00e1nn\u00edho bl\u00e1znovstv\u00ed, okam\u017eit\u00e9ho n\u00e1padu a chuti ud\u011blat si ze sebe trochu \u0161pr\u0165ouchle. Ale v\u00e1\u017en\u00e9 \u0161pr\u0165ouchle, ne legra\u010dn\u00ed. To je velk\u00fd rozd\u00edl mezi v\u00e1\u017en\u00fdm a legra\u010dn\u00edm \u0161pr\u0165ouchlem. Rozd\u00edl je v tom, \u017ee p\u0159i v\u00e1\u017en\u00e9m \u0161pr\u0165ouchleti se \u0161pr\u0165ouchle \u0161pr\u0165ouchletem stalo s naprostou v\u00e1\u017enost\u00ed a seri\u00f3znost\u00ed. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-940","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"blocksy_meta":{"styles_descriptor":{"styles":{"desktop":"","tablet":"","mobile":""},"google_fonts":[],"version":7}},"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t